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By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Aug 11, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Airport
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Partial list of suspects in recent foiled plot to blow up Continental, United and American Airlines aircraft in mid-flight:

    Abdula Ahmed Ali
    Shazad Khuram Ali
    Nabeel Hussain
    Umar Islam
    Waseem Kayani
    Assan Abdullah Khan
    Waheed Arafat Khan
    Shamin Mohammed Uddin
    Waheed Zaman
    Amin Asmin Tariq

Partial list of passengers randomly searched on a recent American Airlines flight out of General Edward L. Logan International Airport in Boston:

    Mildred E. Sullivan
    Brittany Amber Carlton
    Keishi Matsamura
    Hampton R. Hughes Jr.
    Shari Elizabeth Cohen
    Anthony Scatturcio
    Sir Lesley Ian Woodward
    Leanne Honeychurch
    Father Thomas Mulhern
    Edward L. Logan III

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Ray Ellin
Ray Ellin
 Aug 11, 2006
love it.
ray waleed-schwartz

Tom Shillue
Tom Shillue
 Aug 11, 2006
this is why Dan is pure genius.
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Thomas
 Aug 12, 2006
Isn't it wonderful the way we've gone out of our way to not target a specific group or race or religion of people to the point of searching everyone else but?
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jon dennis
 Aug 13, 2006
This is so funny and so true. Nice job.
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