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Baratunde Thurston
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 Two guys walk into a bar...

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jun 23, 2006
Category: News  
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The rules of July's DailyComedy.com "Get Discovered" contest were: "Run with this set up - 'Two guys walk into a bar...' turn it into a rant, leave it as a one-liner, do whatever, be creative."
 
And the winner of the first DailyComedy.com "Get Discovered" Contest and the $200 cash prize is...


Two guys walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Did you hear about that government study saying 44 percent of Americans use prescription drugs?" The other guy responds, "Yeah, it's sad because it means the other 56 percent are suffering needlessy... from erectile dysfunction... obesity... and feelings."

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Ray Ellin
Ray Ellin
 Jun 23, 2006
b.t.= funny dude
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Charlie Warner
 Jun 24, 2006
Funny...and true. All good humor is "the truth with a punchline" ...Zzra Pound
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SAMIR ZAROUAN
 Aug 5, 2006
HI r
DO YOU SPOCK FRENCH
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