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Lenny Hates... The Homeless

By: Lenny Marcus (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

That’s right, I said it. I hate homeless people. I give money to homeless organizations so I don’t have to see these people in my city. They’re annoying. “Give me a quarter, give me a quarter.”

Give me a break. One guy tried to make me feel better. “Give me a quarter, I’m saving up to go to college.” Really? Whattya gonna do, walk into the registrars office at NYU with like ten grand in coins: “Yeah, I’d like to take Econ. 101 and um... a bath?”

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