Reason to hate the French #2401 – The Tour De France.

As if their political views, love for their idiot soccer, and body odor wasn’t bad enough, the French love a bicycle race. A long bicycle race. Like 20 stages, up and down the mountains, and like 3600 kilometers total. I’m not sure what’s more annoying: The French, a long bicycle race, or trying to convert stupid kilometers to miles.

By the way, most stages take place in France though it is very common to have a few stages in nearby countries such as Italy, Spain, Switzerland, Belgium, Luxembourg and Germany. So apparently, it's the Tour de mostly France. Shitheads.