FRAMINGHAM, Mass. (July 31) - A couple who authorities say performed liposuction in the basement of a home has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after the female patient died. Luiz Carlos Ribeiro, 49, a native of Brazil, and his wife, Ana Maria Miranda Ribeiro, also 49, were arraigned in district court on Monday following the death of a 24-year-old woman Sunday.

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