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Grandma got run...

By: kimmy williams (C)
Submitted: Dec 27, 2006
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...over by a Seahorse!?! Coming home from Steve Irwin's Christmas Eve - You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

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Anthony	Dec 27, 2006 I don't get it. Please explain. Seems like just a random bunch of words thrown together, rather than a coherent paragraph. What does it mean? Why is it funny? Please let me know so I can laugh.

low ree dee	Dec 28, 2006 Methinks it's about juxtaposition. Hm, I wonder where the seahorses were in "Finding Nemo"??

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