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The Oprah Calender

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2009
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Oprah has announced today that her show will be ending in September of 2011…or 15 months earlier than the Mayans predicted.

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Raymond21	Nov 20, 2009 Nicely done. How terribly current eventsish of you!

Gary B.	Nov 20, 2009 good one, Vince!

Christina Lopez	Nov 21, 2009 I'm writing on the same vein as you....hopefully your not into herion!! Whoops...didn't go to the front page before I posted...

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