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Nets Play With Chair

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Sports

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The undermanned New Jersey Nets had to use a chair in place of a player during a recent practice. The chair scored 25 and pulled down 7 boards.

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