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Senator Roberty Byrd is longest serving Senator

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: News

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Senator Robert Ryrd (D-WV) is the longest-serving congress member. Apparently he's
been fighting for a public option before there was even a public.

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