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By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: Sports

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The erroneous reported signing of 47 year-old defensemen Chris Chelios by the Boston Bruins is attributed to the teams recent announcement of an old-timers game taking place the day after the Jan. 1 Winter Classic at Fenway Park.

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