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Downside of Sobriety

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Nov 10, 2009
Category: Blogs

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I don't drink a lot, and one downside of being sober is I can't get away with saying outlandish shit at the bar.

"I said I wanted to fingerbang your wife last night? Oh my god, I'm so sorry. That must've been the Tropicana talking."

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