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An inconvenient truth

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Political

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Despite getting lectured by PETA, Al Gore says he isn't going on a vegetarian diet to save the planet. Hey, Al's so fat, if he just goes on any kind of diet, he may save the planet.

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