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Oh No.. There Goes Tokyo.

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"!

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Gary B.

Nov 5, 2009
good one, Steve!

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