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til we meat again

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Vegetarian

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...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.  


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Frank James
Frank James
Nov 3, 2009
Your skill at believably "framing" an outrageous pun went unappreciated, here.
I couldn't let that happen.
Great job!
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