Have you heard about Mackenzie Phillips' memoir?  Looks like "Mama" Cass wasn't the only one who choked on a ham sandwich. 

Seriously though, did you hear this?  Her dad, John Phillips, first had sex with her the night before her wedding?  Crazy.  That's when she should've said to him "Hey, man, one lay at a time."

It all started pretty innocently, you know.  Mackenzie asked her dad if he had any of "that white stuff" left, and he got confused.

Recently overheard: "That was a sticky situation."  "I know.  Stickier than Mackenzie Phillips at a family reunion."