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Space hotel says it's on schedule to open in 2012

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

A three-night stay at the space hotel will cost $4.4 million. Add a Snickers from the minibar and we're talking close to $5 million.

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Frank James	Nov 3, 2009 A nearly $600,000 Snickers bar--and still, you sold it to me!

Gary B.	Nov 3, 2009 thanks, Frank!

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