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Paris Hilton Felt Violated By Burglary

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton Felt Violated By Burglary

Even though many of her items were recently returned after her home had been burglarized last year, Paris Hilton feels “very, very violated” from the experience, says her younger sister.

Seriously? After all these years you’d think that Paris had become accustomed to being violated.

Still, Nicky Hilton remains in disbelief that such a crime even took place. Her sister, she says, “lives in a gated community with supposed state of the art security.”

C’mon, Nicky! A security system is useless when your sister is always leaving her backdoor wide open for everyone? 


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