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Poll: Sarah Palin Not Qualified To Be President

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
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Poll: Sarah Palin Not Qualified To Be President

A new national poll conducted by CNN shows that 7 out of 10 Americans think Sarah Palin is not qualified to be president.

A similar poll conducted by CNN shows that 3 out of 10 Americans are retarded.

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Gary B.	Oct 28, 2009 great jokes, Dan! funny stuff!

Dan	Oct 28, 2009 more like 7 out of 10 Americans are retarded

Ricardo Aleman	Oct 29, 2009 LOL I'm guessing Dan watches fox news with his bible and GED

Flannigan McGaffigan	Oct 29, 2009 I'm more amazed that CNN was able to get all 10 of their viewers to participate in the poll?

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