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Scot Marinick
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Classifieds: Men Seeking Woman

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Unemployment

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Dumb, Uneducated  Ugly Man 45 lazy, unemployed and not looking for work. I am new to this thing so I do not know what to write or how to treat a woman since I never had one. Unless you count blow up dolls. Looking for similiar woman that is ugly , low self esteem, divorced the bettter, in need of a real man . I want someone to wash my clothes and have sex whenever I want it. Not looking for intimate conversation but want a LTR leading to marriage and then arguments then divorce. Note very selective.Serious need only reply,


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