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Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects Detained at Mexican Border

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2009
Category: News

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Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects Detained at Mexican Border

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

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