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New Anti-Terror Weapon: Hand-Held lie Detector

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2009
Category: News

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New Anti-Terror Weapon: Hand-Held lie Detector

U.S. troops in Afghanistan first to get new device; ‘red’ means you have a bomb up your ass or hemorrhoids. Creators of device are selling same device to U.S. hospitals for the upcoming National Health Care System.

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