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Happy Birthday Mr. President

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Jul 6, 2006
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Baby Boomer President George W. Bush turns 60 years old today. Here is a picture of him blowing out the candles on his cake.

"I wish for a speedy resolution to the war in Iraq. Unless PlayStation 3 is already out. Then I want that."

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Charlie Warner	Jul 6, 2006 If today is Bush's birthday, that means that he's a Cancer. You can say that again!

Tony Maglio	Jul 6, 2006 haha nice one...dan that is

Charlie Warner	Jul 6, 2006 Aha, Tony, do I detect a Bush fan in bushes? Or should I say in the Bush's?

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