Ticket prices.

Front Row Seats Prices= Small Suitcase Nuclear Bomb

Regular Seating Prices= Man-Portable Surface-To-Air Missile Systems

Balcony Seating Prices= Laser Weapon Systems

Seats Sitting On The Floor= Any of the following Bullets, Machine Guns (Russian or American), Hand Grenades, Firecrackers will not be accepted.

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