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Atheist Chunk

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2009
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 I'm a practicing atheist.

 I had to work my way up to not believing in god, or as I would put it "Everybody's Imaginary Friend".

 I started out small, with comic books.

Then I moved onto demigods like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

And then I finally tackled the big one, Thor.

I went after Jehovah next, I just hope nobody witnessed it.

I even joined an Irish atheist group...Cathoholics Anonymous.

Some people ridicule my lack of beliefs, they call me names like Reason Freak or Bible Doorstopper.

I might be an atheist, but I don't judge other religions, no matter how full of shit they are.

Unless you're an agnostic, because agnostics are fucking posers.


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Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
Oct 15, 2009
lol, I'm Agnotstic... if there is a God, I dont buy anybody's version of the story ;-D


PJ Brown
PJ Brown
Oct 16, 2009
Though I'm an atheist, I feel what you feel. I think that Jesus was possibly a crazed but well meaning and intelligent radical, and the Romans had him killed, but realized he was well loved and possibly hijacked everything he stood for for their own ends.


Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
Oct 16, 2009
Jesus was a nice guy and all.... but there were plenty of “messiahs” walking around at the time. Life on earth is certainly a miracle, and at the same time, given how big the universe is, rare things do happen. At the end of the day we simply don’t have enough evidence to conclude that there is or isn’t a supreme being or beings. But we can say for sure that anyone that claims to know the story of what exactly happened is out of their mind. And if there is a God, it doesn’t appear that he cares about us on an individual level... I’ve had fish... you get bored eventually. He probably has a new pet somewhere else in the universe.


PJ Brown
PJ Brown
Oct 16, 2009
I think so.
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