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Chocolate and Fat Chicks: What Synergy!

By: Tony Maglio (C)
Submitted: Jun 19, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Chocolate maker Nestle announced Monday that it will purchase weight loss product maker Jenny Craig Inc. for $600 million.

The large investment is an attempt to further Nestle’s health and wellness programs, as well as the latest chess move in a continuing effort by big business to ensure that Jenny Craig spokeswoman Kirstie Alley remains fat.

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Charlie

Jun 20, 2006
Funny. How about a new brand -- Craig Alley.

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