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John Daly returns

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Oct 14, 2009
Category: Sports

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SYDNEY - John Daly will play in the Australian Open and Australian PGA golf tournaments in December after recovering more quickly than expected from a rib injury.

Daly broke a rib on a curb after stumbling from a bar prior to the start of the second round of the Slim Jim pro-am in Macon, Georgia.

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