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By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 13, 2009
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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...retailers are reporting that the 3 most popular Halloween costumes for 2009 are Harry Potter, Star Trek, and the Bernie Madoff. The Bernie Madoff costume kit comes with 3 flies which you put on your shoulder and then go as a piece of shit.

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Wild Willy Parsons	Oct 13, 2009 Spit out my coffee Bix! LMAO!!!!!

Neil Berliner	Oct 13, 2009 Niiiiice!!

Gary B.	Oct 13, 2009 good one, bix!

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