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Not To Mention the Awkward Marching Band

By: Jill Twiss
Submitted: Oct 3, 2009
Category: News

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There was a parade yesterday in California to celebrate the return of the girl who was kidnapped 18 years ago. 'Cause you know what makes up for decades of being held captive? A teeny tiny car with a LOT of clowns.

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