Actor David Hasselhoff underwent surgery on Thursday after severing a tendon in his arm. Upon waking up in the hospital, doctors played a practical joke on Hasselhoff and told him he'd been in a coma for 25 years. When he started talking about his career they told him it must have all been a dream, that they had never heard of KITT or Pamela Anderson and that Germany hasn't existed for years. As we speak, a duped Hasselhoff is cleaning bedpans trying to pay off his bill.