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I never want to work for a living

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Sep 29, 2009
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That's why I went to college.... so I wouldn't have to get a job right away. Sometimes I get up at 8am to pee, and I look out my window and see all these people dressed and showered and I think "How do they do it?"

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