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I helped my mom set up an outgoing message for her voicemail

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Sep 29, 2009
Category: Blogs

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My mom is not too good with technology. I helped her set up an outgoing message on her cell phone voicemail. The only problem is that when you have an outgoing message like, "Hi, you've reached Maria, please leave a message"... it gives people the impression that my mom knows how to check her voicemail messages.

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