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By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
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Wal-Mart has announced plans to build a Super Center in Locust Grave, VA near a 145 year old Civil War battle field. The company also announced plans to hire that wars veterans as door greeters.

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Gary B.

Sep 28, 2009
funny, John. Nice to see you submitting jokes again.

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