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John Roman
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Who's your daddy day care?

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
Category: News  
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Parents

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A four year old boys day care teacher discovered a bag containing cocaine in the boys pocket. The boy stated that his father gave it to him telling him it was candy. Before the discovery the kid shared the drug with other children, also telling them it was candy. The staff and teachers were outraged. As a percaution, teahcers sent notes to parents warning " If your child believes that cocaine is candy that you might not want your child attending next weeks annual gay and lesbian sponsored hot dog and taco picnic.


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