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Not Heart-Related, This Time - That IS News!

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Former Vice President Dick Cheney is undergoing surgery today to deal with a case of spinal stenosis.

"And by spinal stenosis," said Anthony Caputy, the doctor performing the surgery, "We mean the experimental serum we invented to keep his feet from morphing back into hooves is wearing off."

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