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By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
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Patrick Swayze died today at the age of 57.

Swayze was welcomed at the pearly gates by Jennifer Greys career.

Her nose was seen making out with Michael Jacksons nose.

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mrparanoid

Sep 15, 2009
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