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Rush Limbaugh's Kennedy Death Prediction

By: Jennifer Palumbo (C)
Submitted: Aug 29, 2009
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Rush Limbaugh's Kennedy Death Prediction

Rush Limbaugh predicting that Ted Kennedy would die before the Health Care bill passed is like me predicting that Patrick Swayze will die before they make a "Road House 2".

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Ricardo Aleman	Aug 29, 2009 Are you kidding? I loved that movie… a ballerina dancer moonlighting as the best bar bouncer this side of the mississipi… come on! That’s screenplay gold! LOL Great joke

Jay LaFarr	Aug 29, 2009 There already was a "roadhouse 2"

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