A former administrative-law judge who unsuccessfully sued a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars over a pair of lost pants tried to convince an appeals panel that he deserves the money because he is a fraud victim.

When asked if he thought this was a frivolous lawsuit, Donald Trump responded with “Of course not. In fact I just filed a 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against everyone on the planet”.

When asked why.

Donald said. “ I figure everyone on the planet has done at least one thing to piss me off”.