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I almost hit a homeless man with my car

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2009
Category: Blogs

The light was green, cars are moving, and he decides to cross the street right in front of me! I started to yell at him about looking at the green light, but then I realized that there is no point yelling at a homeless man about making bad decisions.

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