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James O'Neil
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 Billy Mays other failed solgans

By: James O'Neil (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2009
Category: News  
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Billy Mays
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Kaboom... actually the name of Billy May's first born son...

Kaboom... the name of Billy May's wife's dildo when he is out of town...

Kaboom... cuz magic stick was taken...

Kaboom... also the name of Shaq's penis....

Mighty Putty... when seamen and water just don't cut it...

Ultimate Chopper... the multiple chop your food and your coke chopper...

The Awesome Auger... when Oxi clean isn't enough now you can bury your dead...   

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Shannon
 Oct 8, 2009
did you even think first or do you just have a dying need to see your name and face in the internet. That was the biggest waste of time and space I have seen.
Not ewven close to funny, maybe you are using and it makes stupid seem funny to you

James O'Neil
James O'Neil
 Oct 8, 2009
Think of it as more of improv or freewrite... these were written as txt messages between friends, and thank u for ur comment but if u havent got any jokes to back it up... well then Fuck you! and have a bad fucking day bitch.
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