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James O'Neil
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Billy Mays failed solgans for oxi clean

By: James O'Neil (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2009
Category: News  
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Billy Mays

40 Jokes  5 Videos

Oxi clean... cocaine for clothes.

Oxi coke w/ orange... for the ladies.

Oxi crack... when you can't afford the good stuff...

Peanut butter and oxi crack sandwich...

Oxi coke... fuck sham hooker... they fight back...

Oxi coke... great for your colon if you are a drug mule...

Oxi coke... cleans up the blood stains when you kill your hooker...

Oxi coke... when a abortion gets messy... dilute with  water and it'll get those blood stains out.

Oxi coke... processed and packaged by kids in the Philippines...

 


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derek
Oct 20, 2009
Billy Mays is not the shamwow guy who punched the hooker. That's a different guy who had a squinty eye.


James O'Neil
James O'Neil
Oct 21, 2009
I know... Its more or less, Im making fun of vinny... thats his name right? and saying that billy is better and knows not to fight a hooker.
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