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A judge ruled that Michael Vick's bankruptcy plan can be sent to creditors to vote on, but it remains unclear how the out-of-work quarterback will get the income to pay them. Vick told the judge he has applied for jobs as a pet sitter, dog walker, and animal trainer, but so far he's received no offers.