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GM ends sponsorship of the Buick open.

By: Raymond Dean (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Organizers of the "Buick Open" have assured the press that there are no hard feelings towards GM for their decision to end sponsorship, and that from now on the event will simply be referred to as the "Toyota is BIGGER than GM Open".

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Gary B.	Jul 28, 2009 good one, Raymond!

mr j comedy writer http://www.google.com/ profiles/ MrJcomedyWriter	Jul 29, 2009 a lil looooong

Raymond Dean	Jul 29, 2009 Thanks for noticeing, now please stay on your side of the urinal.

Hunter Downs	Jul 29, 2009 Maybe they should be forced to play without drivers.

Raymond Dean	Jul 30, 2009 Who's gonna steer the golf cart?

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