Sign In | Sign Up Submit Joke | Submit Video | Family Filter: Off

Your Economy Comedy Headquarters

Home Jokes▼ Videos▼ LateNet▼ Hot Topics▼ Comedy Store▼ Forum▼

Did you know? We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star () to rate.

Home > All Jokes > Entertainment Jokes > CBS Jokes > 60 Minutes Jokes > Andy Rooney Jokes >

Joke

Kascha Kwan

Visit My Profile

LARRY KING LIVE - TONIGHT'S GUESTS : ANDY & MICKEY ROONEY

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2009
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic

Andy Rooney
11 Jokes

Larry King said he's got a great show in store for his viewers tonight . Old time actor Mickey Rooney and veteran CBS News commentator Andy Rooney . Mickey discusses his 88 years in show business, his 8 marriages, and the thousand's of young Hollywood starlets he made love to . Andy promises not to be boring either as he shows off his vast collection of thumb tacks, paper clips, jars of old buttons, rusty keys, and Indian Head pennies . ...............................................................................................(kascha-whitney)

| Comments (0) | Rate it:

Related Jokes	\|	Related Videos	\|	More from Kascha Kwan

WALTER CRONKITE DEAD ...... ANDY ROONEY BRAINDEAD

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Jul 18, 2009

Before his death Walter Cronkite was said to still be very bitter with C.B.S. about his forced and early retirement . " [more]

60 Minutes celebrates 40th anniversary

By: Gary B.

Submited: Oct 3, 2008

The CBS newsmagazine first aired in 1968 which is also the last time Andy Rooney trimmed his eyebrows. [more]

Study Reveals Growing Ear Hairs Can Improve...

By: Gary B.

Submited: Aug 28, 2008

I guess this means Andy Rooney has better hearing than most dogs. [more]

Pa. middle school expels teen with eyebrow trimmer

By: Gary B.

Submited: May 21, 2009

Asked to comment, Andy Rooney said, "What's an eyebrow trimmer?" [more]

ANDY ROONEY : REMEMBERING WALTER CRONKITE

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Jul 27, 2009

A sadden Andy Rooney spoke about his dear departed old friend on 60 Minutes last night . This is an actual quote from Mr. Rooney . [more]

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Tattoos vs. Marriage

Tattoos vs. Marriage

By: Ricardo Aleman

Views: 37

[Stand Up] Which one is more scary to you?

Son vs. Bro

Son vs. Bro

By: DC BENNY

Views: 1047

[Sketch] Son vs. Bro...

Scottish The Comic vs A Heckler

Scottish The Comic vs A Heckler

By: Luke Francis

Views: 71

[Stand Up] Iron Nuts Productions Present: Scottish The Comic watch him do what he does best in hec...

Canned Dee Commercial

Canned Dee Commercial

By: Estefania Crespo

Views: 23

[Sketch] EsteFunnya Sketch Comedy Watch more videos at: www.youtube.com/EsteFunnya

Lenny Hates Plastics

Lenny Hates Plastics

By: Lenny Marcus

Views: 1979

[Sketch] Man vs. Plastics

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

" GOING ROUGE " aka " DIARY OF A MAD HOUSEWIFE...

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Nov 13, 2009

Sarah Palin's new book " Going Rouge " will be released in paperback just in time for the holiday season . [more]

" THIS IS IT " GALA PREMIERE OPENING

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Oct 29, 2009

The long awaited Michael Jackson film " This Is It " opened yesterday and immediately earned over 2 million dollars . [more]

NORTHWEST FLIGHT 188 ....... " WHERE ARE YOU ? "

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Oct 27, 2009

The pilots of that wayward Airbus A-320 now admit they were using their laptops while overshooting the airport by 150 miles [more]

NORTHWEST AIRLINES : POSITIVE NOBODY WAS ASLEEP...

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Oct 24, 2009

After flying in circles 150 miles past the airport, NWA pilot Richard Cole told Federal Agents in Minneapolis he had little [more]

ROSIE FEELING NOT SO ROSY THESE DAYS

By: Kascha Kwan

Submited: Oct 22, 2009

Rumor has it Rosie O'Donnell and wife Kellie Carpenter may be heading for splitsville . Rosie admitted she had a feeling once they [more]

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments

There are currently no comments for this joke.

Add Comment

Comment as a Guest

* - denotes a required field

Comment as a Member

Comedians, & Comedy Fans

Sign In to Comment

Sponsored By

Get Jokes and Videos in Your InBox!

Topics

More

About Us | Advertising Info | Support | Contact | Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy | Objectionable | Feedback | Help | Sitemap

Copyright 2006-2008 © International Mining and Steel, Inc.