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Michael Hayne
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 Senator Ensign's Mommy and Daddy give $96,000 to mistress

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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John Ensign
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Sen. John Ensign of Nevada claims his parents gave $96,000 to his mistress and her family.

 Eliot Spitzer spent about $100,000 on his hooker over ten years or so and Senator Ensign spent $96,000 in one day. And the Republicans clam to be more fiscally responsible than Democrats.

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Gary B.
Gary B.
 Jul 9, 2009
good one, Michael!
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