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Life is too short, take time to stop and smell the Reese's

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

A man died Wednesday after falling into a vat of hot melted chocolate. His burial will be attended by his immediate family and 6 million ants.

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Gary B.

Jul 9, 2009
funny!

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