McNair's pastor said: "Yes, he was cheating on his wife and 4 sons - Yes, he was probably cheating on his mistress who shot him as well.... but we choose to focus on the positives at a time like this......for instance: Steve McNair, at least he wasn't involved in dog fighting, or sleeping with kids!"
Jul 9, 2009
That does not make what he did right..and though we are supposed to talk about the positive at times like this..bringing up someone elses negative or sin does'nt make his any less hurtful or wrong, one sin does'nt out way the other as a pastor you should know that
Raymond Dean
Jul 9, 2009
OOPS, I think somebody got on the wrong bus... I'm sorry, we don't stop in Looneyville today Sir.
Micheal Vick
Jul 9, 2009
I will one-up you there.
What is the difference between Micheal Vick and Steve McNair?
Vick killed bitches and McNair was killed by a bitch!
Raymond Dean
Jul 9, 2009
Thank you Mr. Vick. I'm a huge fan of your work. Please don't cut me!
Micheal Vick
Jul 9, 2009
I wrote another one. It got deleted on ESPN AND on Yahoo.
Here goes:
So Micheal Jackson and Steve McNair meet up at the Pearly Gates, while St. Peter is on a lunch break (what is the rush after all?).
They start discussing their odds of getting through the doors.
Jackson says "I bet I get in, after all, nothing was ever proven with me, but you were caught red-handed."
McNair says "Yeah, because little boys are usually not armed!"
So, St. Peter finally gets back, and MJ gets up there first.
He starts his speech about how he helped folks all around the world, survived an abusive father, a divorce, and was a good parent, and gave money to two little boys, which apparently helped one cure cancer.
St. Peter looks in his book and says, "Ahh, there you are, you may go in."
MJ gives Steve a thumbs up and walks through the gates.
Steve walks up, starts his speech, but St. Peter looks up from his book, interrupts, and says "Sorry Steve, but you were shot dead for cheating on your mistress. We have to have some standards."
Steve whines "But you let in Micheal Jackson after what he did to little boys?"
St. Peter gets agitated and says, "Micheal Jackson? The pale tiny nosed girl that looks skinny and weak and had a high pitched voice was Micheal Jackson? I thought it was Farrah Fawcett!"
Raymond Dean
Jul 9, 2009
Hmmmm. Why do I feel like I just drove an awfully long way across the country to try a hamberger from McDonald's?
MV You Know Me
Jul 9, 2009
Hey, I'm new at this!
But it did have two jokes in one scenario....
Micheal Vick
Jul 9, 2009
BTW, there was one on Yahoo in that thread that got deleted that was funny and short:
You hear that Steve McNair's grave is only going to be three feet deep?
He will always be remembered for being a yard short!
Ricardo Aleman
Jul 9, 2009
GUYS GUYS!!! This is a comedy website... create a profile and post these jokes so they stand out on their own! This site isnt as conservative as yahoo, and wont delete anything.
Micheal Vick
Jul 9, 2009
Nah, that is too much work!
Raymond Dean
Jul 10, 2009
O.K. I'd like to thank my guests on today's show, the reverend Brown, Michael Vick, and of course Ricardo Aleman. Join me again tomorrow when my guests will be Pope Benedict, Rasheed Wallace, and Bill Murray. Thanks, and good night!
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