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Disney World monorail crash investigation‎

By: Eric Sandstrom (M)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2009
Category: News

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Disney World monorail crash investigation‎

Officials at Walt Disney World Resort are investigating the companies first-ever monorail crash.

Reportedly, Disney World was scammed $3 million into a faulty monorail -- Lyle Lanley is the prime suspect.

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John Murphy

Jul 9, 2009
great joke. posted 3x?

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