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CONSERVATIVE WOMEN PINUPS

By: Jim David (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2006
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A new calendar put out by the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute features monthly pinups of "great conservative women" such as Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham.

The subtitle of the calendar is, "Where erections go to die."

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HooYa Dadi

Nov 3, 2006
Good oner
Maybe they go there to commit suicide

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