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The Chinese Army - Ready To Roll

By: Jason Hazelwood (C)
Submitted: Jul 8, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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The Chinese Military has begun using Segway Scooters.

segwayarmy.jpg segway army image by knight122

I think it's a bad idea to have an army that can be immobilized by building a six inch curb.

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Gary B.	Jul 8, 2009 LOL, Jason!

Jason Hazelwood	Jul 8, 2009 Thanks for the LOL... not as good as a LMAO or a ROTF... But I appreciate it!

Ricardo Aleman	Jul 8, 2009 LMAO

Jason Hazelwood	Jul 8, 2009 It doesn't mean as much when I have to ask for it.

Ricardo Aleman	Jul 8, 2009 So dont ask for it... hint instead... "not as good as other abbreviations you could have come up with..." Great joke

Wild Willy Parsons	Jul 9, 2009 LMAO!

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