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I tried to go down to pay my respects to the King of Pop. I won my ticket online, went to Staples, waited, waited and waited longer. No one came so I just bought some highlighters and a 3 hole punch.
Jul 7, 2009
Thank you GM. *comedian five* back at ya.
Steve Etzkorn
Jul 8, 2009
Excellent!!
Raymond Dean
Jul 9, 2009
Clever, Ken. I tried to steal this joke and use it on stage... I was like: "...I won my tickets online, went to Office Max..."
I got nothing. I guess the crowd was still in mourning.
Ken Newton
Jul 11, 2009
that's awesome. probably a bad time to ask you for a writers fee, huh?
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